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Sunday, October 23, 2005

The Greatest Show on TV

If you haven't made a weekly appointment with your TV at 8:30 p.m. Tuesday night for NBC's the Office -- you have no clue what you're missing.

You probably won't understand this link unless until you're a fan.

Best nugget from Tuesday's episode:
"God, I just wish the war would just go on forever and Ryan would get drafted. But then he'd probably come home as a war hero or something...."

Monday, October 17, 2005

The Great Frat Debate

Frats get blamed for everything, don't they? Excuse me, I meant to say fraternities. Ever since Patrick Kycia chose to drink at a Phi Sigma Kappa fraternity party in Moorhead -- to the point of incoherence -- walk home alone and later drowned, much has been made and blame has been passed.

Though only fraternity members were at the party, the media and rightly so, has questioned the fraternity culture. Two deaths in less than two years does that in the eyes of many.

As this picture of the now-charged fraternity members exemplifies, this was a frat. They were reckless, ignorant and immature and would undoubtedly shame the fraternity's founding members. They don't deserve to describe themselves as a fraternity. From all accounts, they were Moorhead's Animal House. Rightly so, they lost their charter. It was one year too late in my opinion.

I'm not even in their house, and they shamed me. These idiots let the stereotypes flourish and dishonor other greek members like myself. They discourage the same good young men around this country from holding the same ideals as the fraternity great from years past. At best, they will see it as a trap, turning bright-eyed ambitious individuals into lazy, fat, dumb socialites swimming in their own immoral behavior, alcoholism and depression.

These members deserve jail time and expulsion from school. Kycia made the choice to drink, yes, but the providers of alcohol consciously or not, took responsibility as soon as they visited the liquor store. Retribution must be served. It is examples like this that should be touted across college campuses to create codes of conduct and relationship statements between all campus groups and universities. Administrations and fraternity officials and alumni must step up. Even my fraternity has taken great steps to clean up their houses -- but I can imagine this same situation many times over in my house, at the University, or at chapters across the country.

Added security, party lists, house jobs, sober party monitors are great steps. But it takes one idiot until this occurs. It will again sometimeat the U. No initiative -- even the one I'm greatly proud of -- can absolutely prevent it. And when it does, don't get pissed when the media or I use the term "frat" in a headline or a story. It may lump us all together in the eyes of non-greeks, but we've earned it. Indeed, it is our own and our brothers fault. Until we sit down, rationalize the situation, unify our models and ideals, and end our immature behavior, we shall undoubtedly remain where we are.

Sunday, October 16, 2005

Did That Really Happen...

BUMBLED, BLOCKED and AXE-d

Again, the toughest team to be a die-hard fan of (east of Boston-that is) has let us down again.

You would think Laurence Maroon-ey's 258 rushing yards would get it done. You'd think an amazing program-changing win in the Big House last week would prevent this sort of thing from happening. Or maybe, maybe, Glen Mason's 2005 talent would be ready for a bobbled snap when its 4th and 1, deep in their own territory, with less than :30 seconds to play. But of course, the coaching staff can't see beyond their laminated notes -- and there was no Plan B. The Badgers blocked Gophers kicker Justin Kucek's second try at a punt, pounced on it in the Gophers' end zone for an unbelieveable TD, and cut down the Gophers' first chance to be in a tie for the Big Ten lead in years.

That's game, 38-34. The damn Badgers win again.

Pasadena was always unlikely. A New Year's bowl looked do-able. But with the likes of Ohio State, Iowa, Michigan State remaining it appears we will be watching (or won't be) our beloved rodents again at the YourFavoriteWebsite.com Bowl.

Which makes me think, why doesn't Microsoft, Yahoo, Google, or Apple have its namesake on a stadium yet?

The spectulation over Mason's contract status began weeks ago and will again heat up soon. Some media members said he bought himself a new deal with the win last week in Michigan (the first of his career over the Wolverines, also the first for the program since 1986). After this loss, people (particularly students) seemed ready to set fire to his home. The fact is, unless Mason's squad loses out or his minons get busted at Al and Alma's on Lake Minnetonka, he will be back in 2006 and will be the Gophers coach in its eventual new home back on campus.

Red Sox nation waited 86 years to kill the curse. Our curse may be about a rusty toilet bowl of a stadium, but our state's leaders are in no hurry to help the situation. Which makes me think, when will I get to write a book like Bill Simmons' "Now I Can Die in Peace." Hopefully not at Simmons age.

Friday, October 14, 2005

That's Try That Again...

Welcome to the inauguarl post of That's One Big Divot. The title was tougher to come up with than i thought -- but I've always struggled at coming up with titles, nicknames, etc. (everything other than headlines). Oh and for you blog-haters, you should know it's not that I'm buying into this craze -- well, maybe a little bit. I've decided blogs are here to stay. But I figure with so many idiots out there blasting their propaganda and incomplete ideas out for public consumption you need people like this guy to cut through the crap. Plus, you need media saavyness to bring you the stuff you want to read. So, consider this a round table and I hope to hear your comments.

But enough about you, this is about me too. If you don't know me well, you soon will learn of my rants and raves, friends and family, and passion for journalism, current events, sports, and issues you may or may not have heard of. I will pull some punches, but merely so I get you all riled up. Worked for the Editorial pages at the Daily, no? Let's do this...